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Good ones :))

Stress reliever #1

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the
office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how
impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for
you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem
Can there be greater than this one?


Stress Reliever # 2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your
worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have
any worries or
troubles.

Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.


Stress Reliever #3

So n: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this
morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.


Stress Reliever # 4

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have
married me if
my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the
woman replied Sweetly,
"I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A
FORTUNE"

Stress Reliever # 5

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report
card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare
his parents."


Stress Reliever # 7

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word
"beans"..

MyFather grows beans," said one student. "My father
cooks beans," said
another.

Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Stress Reliever # 8

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your
success as
amillionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.

Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: "A Billionaire"


Stress Reliever # 10

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours
forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Stress Reliever # 14

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me
- my pretty
face or my sexy body?

He looked at her from head to toe and
replied: I like your sense of humor.

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